REGULATORY DISPATCH

Standard Operating Procedures for Fulfillment

Physics Humor Dept. maintains zero direct inventory, payment processing, or shipping docks. All transactions, operational parameters, and delivery logistics are executed exclusively via Amazon.com.

100%

Amazon fulfillment

Direct

Account management

Zero

Direct data collection

LOGISTICS PROTOCOL

Fundamental operational answers

Review the established parameters regarding delivery speeds, return processing, and sizing specs.

LOGISTICS
RETURNS
SPECIFICATIONS

Amazon Prime shipping

Return processing

Sizing & apparel standards

All items are printed and dispatched through Amazon infrastructure, granting eligible orders standard Prime shipping speeds and tracking capabilities directly through your Amazon dashboard.

If an operating threshold or sizing parameter fails to meet expectations, all returns, exchanges, and refund inquiries are governed entirely by standard Amazon return policies.

Consult individual Amazon product listings for precise garment measurements, fabric composition notes, and fit guidance before authorizing your acquisition.

DIRECTIVE 04

All order status inquiries, delivery exceptions, and payment processing questions must be directed to Amazon customer support interfaces rather than departmental archives.

Office of Administrative Oversight